fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

hexiium:

PRINCE APPLICATION

FILL IT OUT AND SUBMIT IT 
YEAH

getoffmybloghoe:

heard you were talking shit 

pizza:

derse-dicks:

derse-dicks:

hello hello introducing my new cosplay of tumblr user pizza

i tried doing a mini photoshoot for a photoset BUT MY DAD WALKED IN ON ME WHEN I GOT A PICTURE AND

THE SIGH HE GAVE WHEN HE CAME IN

I HAVE FAILED YOU FATHER

this is the best cosplay ever

amazingphil-found-your-blog-and:

that must be why there’s a panic at the disco

titaniumbutt:

you may be the

but i am the

lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

owligator:

im laughing look at this poor creature

clientsfromhell:

The most condescending email I’ve ever received from a client:

Since you were probably just going to waste the weekend playing World of Starcraft or Mario 2.0 or whatever, can you come down to the office instead? There’s still a lot of work to be done on the website. I can have a cold chocolate milk waiting for you, or whatever you drink.

fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

i

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs